Dear Brother, we are now engaged in the Brewery Business

Thomas Cooper

This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption... Beer!!!

Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, Friar Tuck

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer

Henry Lawson

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza

Dave Barry

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence??

Stephen Wright

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

Kinky Friedman

There are some half dozen breweries besides ours in and about Adelaide, but they all use a good deal of sugar and so on for brewing, but we use only malt and hops, consequently, ours being pure, the doctors recommend it to all their patients.

Thomas Cooper

Beer now there's a temporary solution

Homer Simpson

He was a wise man who invented beer

Plato

It takes beer to make thirst worthwhile

German Proverb